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Thought of the Day - Politicians

A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker." - H.L. Mencken Now I agree with most of that quote but I fail to...

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  • Posted: Monday, January 05 2009

Auto Bailout Plan – give them a bucket

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American  company (Ford Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided...

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  • Posted: Saturday, December 20 2008

Don't worry, Change is almost here.

Circle up the U-Hauls, it's time to change everything in Washington....

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  • Posted: Friday, December 19 2008

When Good Commercials Go Swedishly Bad

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  • Posted: Monday, November 24 2008

It's Tough Being a Philly Athletic Supporter

This picture about sums up the way the Eagles game went against Baltimore this past Sunday. What with our only points coming from a kickoff return by Demps (thank you very much young man), I guess at times the Eagles are feeling like someone is kicking their butts, or at least exposing their butts....

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  • Posted: Monday, November 24 2008

Thought on the efficiency of Government

Government could screw up a one piece jig-saw puzzle, and you want them to do what?

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  • Posted: Wednesday, November 19 2008

McKinney Accuses Government of Slaughtering Prisoners, Dumping Bodies During Katrina

Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney, known for her provocative statements when she was a congresswoman from Georgia, accused the Department of Defense this week of using Hurricane Katrina to cover up the slaughter of 5,000 prisoners. At a news conference in Oakland, Calif., on Sunday...

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  • Posted: Thursday, October 02 2008

Former NFL Players to Donate Their Brains to Science for the Study of Concussions

Is this yet another thing that TO couldn't wait for the end of his contract for? If so it sure explains a lot about the dude. FOXNews.com - Former NFL Players to Donate Their Brains to Science for the Study of Concussions - Health News | Current Health News | Medical News...

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  • Posted: Wednesday, September 24 2008

Breaking {wind} News...... this just out

Good Lord, what a pile of crap. SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station. Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights...

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  • Posted: Wednesday, September 24 2008

Shoplifting at Lowes or Home Depot??

From The Daily Telegraph It would seem that a fellow in Australia thought it would be a good Idea to put 16 Stainless steel washers on his private part. Well that has now made his private part quite public. First the local fire company tried to help him out. I'm not sure if they were not successful because...

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  • Posted: Monday, June 02 2008

Now there's something I didn't need to see......

Ok, I like golf, both playing and watching. One of the PGA tour players that I've always liked for some reason is John Daly. John has issues, without a doubt, and I hope for his own sake he can get things under control, again. Today I come across an article about John doing a promo for a course in the...

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  • Posted: Thursday, May 01 2008

Another scratch your head kinda quote

"In any great organization it is far, far safer to be wrong with the majority than to be right alone." - John Kenneth Galbraith I guess..... just throw your principles in the trash, just be safe. Political correctness, humbug....

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  • Posted: Wednesday, March 19 2008

Berkeley City Council Backs Down (Or at least they would like you to think that)

From Fox News and the AP Well they have "re-thunk" their position and it would seem they will not be sending their little letter to the Marine Corps. recruiting office in their fine city. (You can find the background on this circus act, HERE .) So in a marathon session that lasted into early...

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  • Posted: Wednesday, February 13 2008

Why isn't everyone up in arms about gas prices?

Over this past weekend a discussion broke out! (gasp! No, not a .....shhhhh, discussion!) Yep, guilty as charged. One of the headlines on one of the news breaks was that gas prices in our area had dropped either 3 or 5 cents, and I added that I had seen what would hopefully be true that later this year...

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  • Posted: Monday, February 11 2008

Berkeley City Council trying new and different things!

Well first there was the vote about a week ago to tell the Marines to leave, and to grant a parking spot and loud speaker permit once per week for Code Pink, in front of the Marine Corps recruiting office. Well in an effort to try new and different things: From the San Francisco Chronicle: Berkeley to...

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  • Posted: Tuesday, February 05 2008

Perfection

Perfection is a measure of what was, not a goal or target of what is to be. By looking to the goal, to the future, we lose sight of the past, and perfection is lost. You can not grasp the mist of the fog, but walking through it you can feel it. Congratulations to the NY Giants, and Eli Manning and David...

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  • Posted: Monday, February 04 2008

A random bumper sticker

I saw a lift back station wagon style car today with a bumper sticker on the tailgate (shouldn't that be a "tailgate sticker" then?). It would appear to be the design available from the Riyadh branch of the Bill Clinton Museum. (Special this month, lie under oath, buy a blue dress and get the...

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  • Posted: Friday, February 01 2008

Thought for this day

Be like a solid tower whose brave height remains unmoved by all the winds that blow; the man who lets his thoughts be turned aside by one thing or another, will lose sight of his true goal, his mind sapped of its strength. Dante But what of all of those poor unfortunate polling company and news service...

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  • Posted: Monday, January 28 2008

Ahh, it's becoming a lot clearer now.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Crow calls for limit on loo paper Last year I was wondering what the breakup of Lance and Sheryl was all about, now I'm starting to get an idea. In her latest publically released epiphany, she says that we need to limit ourselves to one square of toilet paper per event. Say...

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  • Posted: Tuesday, April 24 2007

How not to treat your waitress....

Well the wife is away, so I loaded the kids into the global warming circus wagon and we headed to one of my favorite places for dinner. This was a Monday evening, and I'm thinking, hey it'll probably be pretty quite, not much going on, quick service on the meal. NOT!! We walk in and it's louder than...

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  • Posted: Wednesday, March 14 2007

The Laying of Hand, and speaking in tongues.

From CNET News Ex CBS Anchor (heavy thing that hangs at the end of a long chain) Dan Rather was the keynote speaker at South by Southwest Interactive. In which he has a lot to say about the state of journalism. I was hopeful that perhaps he had gotten some religion and may have at least come to grips...

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  • Posted: Tuesday, March 13 2007

Pro Sports, News Journalists and Drug Testing

From The Hollywood Reporter To me the headline of the story says it all: "Couric: Quality trumps ratings for newscasts" Did she really say that? Has she been known to hang with Darrell Strawberry? Even if what she did WAS quality, (and it isn't), that still would not trump ratings. You could...

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  • Posted: Monday, March 12 2007

What can you expect from horse and buggies.

From Lancaster online and the New Era Editorial Board What a crock, the Lancaster New Era, (new era like indoor plumbing?) has canceled Ann Coulter's column over her use of the word Faggot this past week. The Lancaster New Era has halted publication of Ann Coulter's syndicated column, following her crude...

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  • Posted: Thursday, March 08 2007

A brick is a member of Mensa compared to this guy......

Just a quickie. We stopped at a local gas station to fuel up the global warming machine. (It's been way too cold lately so we have been spending every waking moment driving around the block as fast as we can to try to warm things up.) Anyway, I had burned off an entire tank of gas and needed to refuel...

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  • Posted: Sunday, February 18 2007

How well do you know your neighbors?

Miami Fort Lauderdale CBS Channel 4 Finally the hurricane damage has been repaired enough to allow the power to be restored to an elderly woman's home. So? Think about it, when was the last hurricane that hit Florida? It would be 2005. But this lady's house wasn't damaged in 2005, it was damaged by hurricane...

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  • Posted: Saturday, February 17 2007

Naming your children

While out and about shopping in a local store, I overheard a mother telling her child to sit down in the shopping cart. As she spoke sternly to her kid, she called her by name, Sariah. Sounds like psoriasis without the "sis", but you never know sis may have been at home, or just not born yet. Well this...

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  • Posted: Saturday, February 17 2007

Things that go through our heads



 

Ooops, did I say that out loud?

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  • Posted: Thursday, April 20 2006

Product placement, and The Reaper.

"I never said all actors are cattle, what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle." - Alfred Hitchcock Although I think the cowbells might take away from certain scenes, Brad and Angelina between the sheets, Jason probably couldn't sneak up on people so easily, and would 007 then have an...

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  • Posted: Sunday, April 16 2006

Well at least they have good wine and cheese!

I see Paris, I see France..........



French Army Knife
 

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  • Posted: Thursday, April 13 2006

Thought for the day 3-27-06

"If we don't expect, we have all things." - Buddha

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  • Posted: Monday, March 27 2006

At the end of my leash

Well, spring is slowly showing itself here at the manor. The robins have arrived en-force. This fact has been repeatedly pointed out by our pointer in residence. (Actually he's a setter, English Setter, shaken not stirred) Ok Cosmo, we get the point. Our 'hunting dog' likes to stalk the robins, (sparrows...

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  • Posted: Saturday, March 25 2006