Oh this one is a winner, actually these two are winners. Seems the 19yo girlfriend wanted some nookie, but her 35yo boyfriend had a headache so to speak. He goes to sleep on the couch, she follows, hits or stabs him in the mouth, police are called, they both get arrested, (oh and Prince Charming has...
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So Roger's policy on guns for NFL players seems to basically boil down to, if you feel unsafe then get out of there. Or in other words you shouldn't need a gun stay somewhere safe. Hey Roger, I'm thinking that Sean Taylor of the Washington Redskins probably didn't want to get out of his own home, or...
"There was a note on the door saying 1:00 pm and then at 1:20 pm everybody was like why is nobody here. They just got here and they're trying to get it organized," said Heather Richards, a former campaign worker. Eventually people did start getting paid, but some said they were missing hours...
Man shoots own arm after being denied sex -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com I'm not sure I get the connection, unless of course it happens to be THIS GUY....
Ok, I have two simple words for the pirates. Fire One Source: FOXNews.com - Somali Pirates Vow 'Fight to the Death' Over Ukrainian Ship - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News...
From the AP and Breitbart.com One good crack deserves another, three young guys in the Netherlands were running amok mooning people when one pressed his butt against a restaurant window. The window broke and did a slice and dice on his butt. Follow the link above to read the entire short story. :)...
From The Daily Telegraph It would seem that a fellow in Australia thought it would be a good Idea to put 16 Stainless steel washers on his private part. Well that has now made his private part quite public. First the local fire company tried to help him out. I'm not sure if they were not successful because...
From FoxNews.com and news.com.au A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery...
From Fox News Well it would seem that walking and chatting or texting on cell phones is more hazardous than one would believe. A study conducted by 118 118, a phone directory service, found that one in 10 people has been hurt while focusing on their cell phone instead of where they were walking, ITN...
From The Sun Online I saw this one go by and wondered, first, why? Second, why a pizza shop? DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT' Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi,...
From 6 ABC.com in New Jersey It would seem the Governor of New Jersey, John Corzine, was involved in an accident today, and was injured to the point of needing surgery. That is truly a shame, I don't care for the man or his politics, but I do hope that he is or will be ok. The one thing in the news report...
From Fox News and the Associated Press You have to read this story for yourself, it's hot off the presses. Although the jackass wannabe should have to wear some sort of GPS bracelet, or be placed in a bubble, or something to protect himself and the rest of us from him. powered by performancing firefox...
Just a quickie. We stopped at a local gas station to fuel up the global warming machine. (It's been way too cold lately so we have been spending every waking moment driving around the block as fast as we can to try to warm things up.) Anyway, I had burned off an entire tank of gas and needed to refuel...
From Reuters and CNN New York State Senator Carl Kruger (D), has introduced state legislation that would make it crime to cross the street while using a "gadget" while crossing the street. Talking on your cell phone, $100 fine. Using your I-pod or other music device, $100 fine. "Government...
From the Associated Press LONDON — A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday. The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night , traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate...
From the Associated Press A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday. No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said. The woman, identified...
How Do I Categorize Thee, Let Me Count The Ways...... From wsbtv.com, Atlanta Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) is taking a lot of gruff about an altercation with a Capitol Hill Police Officer. My take is she was passing through the lane that allows legislators to skirt the security checks. Our beloved representatives...
Look Ma, no hand! From CNN.com In our schools we entrust our children to what we hope is the best and the brightest. Well it appears that a school in Ventura California, had a brown out of sorts. It seams that a teacher named Robert Colla had found a 40mm round of ammunition while hunting and figured...
Hooray! With absolute sincerity, although as you read on you might think I'm not being sincere. Today the Brit's rescued three Christian peace activists in Iraq. I'm happy for the three men and their families. Another man from this group was not as lucky, Tom Fox was found murdered two weeks...
The following was attributed to Reuters on the Yahoo news service (link below): Wed Mar 15, 4:06 AM ET Movie theater owners faced with falling attendance are considering asking federal authorities for permission to jam cell phone reception in an attempt to stop annoying conversations during films, the...






